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Oprah Demotivational Poster

MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!

TAGS: now we have to watch mary go on oprah and complain about no child support
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - November 8, 2010, 6:37 pm
How did I miss this one till now? 5L
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:59 pm
FYI - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 2, 2009, 1:50 am
This is awesome! I give it 5 camels, some frankincense, myrrh, and gold.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:55 pm
Trick question, it was the guy who rented out the stable to them.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:52 pm
When we return, we have the results from 3 more paternity tests... which wise man is it?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:44 pm
consider yourself lucky, but take my word, this poster is brilliant
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:41 pm
thanks. guess i dont watch enough tv
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
daytime junk TV. "today we have familys who's sons are their own uncles" kind of things
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
f***ing excellent LD! 5 Liars...um I mean Lions.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
Another version of 'Springer' Canada.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm
He has a show on TV, where sometimes he does paternity tests for hicks and black people. When the person is not the dad, thats what he says
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm
@Canada, Do you know who Maury Povich, is?
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:25 pm
I dont get this
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:49 pm
Maury for the win!!!! and produce, why are you toying with us?
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 8:47 pm
**Joseph flips off the studio audience yelling out "f*** y'all! I told you! I told you!"** 5Ls, Logic. Absolute winner.

OPRAH - just learned that there's someone on the planet who doesn't know who she is.

TAGS: oprah ego
Rating: 4.24/5

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TAGS: oprah
Rating: 2.21/5

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z - September 5, 2008, 10:06 pm
Oprah Sucks - June 28, 2008, 3:07 am
Oprah: the real reason white people didn't want black people to learn to read.
Malcon Vex - June 26, 2008, 9:18 pm
Oprah "Licky, Licky p**** p****, Om Nom Nom"
B. W. Gush - June 26, 2008, 9:18 pm
Oprah "Licky, Licky p**** p****, Om Nom Nom"

MOTHS - aren't the only thing attracted to the spotlight

THE WORKING TITLE - was 'The, Good, The Bad & The Ugly' but aparently Oprah wasn't available !!

HELLO OPRAH... - Your suppository has arrived.


TAGS: phil advice oprah hypocrisy
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by steve1961

Oiler - January 30, 2013, 12:10 pm
Oprah is such a skank for ever introducing this bald fat pig to the general public. This guy deserves a Chuck Norris round house kick to the face...and I hope it gets televised.

DIET PILLS - These are endorsed by Oprah & Rosie.

TAGS: diet pill oprah rosie endorse doughnut
Rating: 2.72/5

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mikelles - September 30, 2013, 7:57 am
Saffron is commonly used for adding flavor to food, but it also has many medicinal properties, and is one of the finest appetite suppressants and aids in effective weight loss.
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 5:09 am
Mmmmm Jeramines


TAGS: oprah
Rating: 3.29/5

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Aelo Telstar - January 27, 2011, 5:29 am
Reality Lord - January 26, 2011, 7:36 am



TAGS: happy and content without oprah
Rating: 3.13/5

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BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 8:15 am
5 Space, 5 Poodles!
agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 1:14 am
Run, educated wones... run far away!!!

OPRAH - She likes to play 'Hard to Get'.


TAGS: girls oprah men motivational
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Treehodger - March 18, 2010, 12:09 am
f***IN' RIGHT! She needs to shut the f*** up. Now, donating and whatnot is fine by me and I support that and her causes. But my GOD she can rant on and on and on and on...
star5e - November 25, 2009, 3:41 am
The Cheese Burger was this Big.
RONSART - October 22, 2009, 6:55 pm
Her screaming the words helps a little. But remember...85% of women wear...lol
rerun - October 22, 2009, 5:54 pm

I don't like my woman in Grandma Panties...not ***y at all
Pacifist - October 22, 2009, 5:48 pm
I agree Derek! Oprah owns much of the men she speaks of.
Derek - October 22, 2009, 4:03 pm
Ratings must be down, time to turn up the controversy volume


TAGS: lost confused the view oprah
Rating: 3.58/5

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Sean - April 28, 2009, 11:24 pm

REVERSE COWGIRL - Please God...NO!!!

TAGS: oprah cowgirl
Rating: 3.06/5

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Fatt Matt - October 15, 2009, 2:38 pm
This is hilarious!!


OPRAH - She believes in dental hygene

TAGS: oprah dental hydene elephant
Rating: 3.14/5

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Skeeter11766 - December 31, 2009, 10:09 am
If it was a hippo 5L's. 3L's as is.


TAGS: ships ahoy oh thats oprah
Rating: 3/5

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somerandomguyontheinternetz - June 12, 2009, 2:11 am
I lol'd!


CHICAGO LOSES BID FOR 2016 OLYMPICS - Barack+Michelle+Oprah-(millions of tax payer $$ for trip to Copenhagen) = YET ANOTHER EPIC OBAMA FAILURE :-)

TAGS: obama michelle fialure oprah olympics
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by north star

agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 6:59 pm
This is the epitome of ignorance. Just hate toward the POTUS. Or more pathetically, is it just Obama personally?
KDP3 - October 2, 2009, 3:32 pm
At all the money we spend on this really did demotivate me
MrRandom - October 2, 2009, 3:09 pm
North star/Tod Snyder you're well on your way to becoming another Retrochop
freestyler - October 2, 2009, 2:55 pm
How is it an Obama fail? I am sure he wanted chicago to win but he respects the actual winner.
Sean - October 2, 2009, 1:39 pm
Yet another garbage politifake.


TAGS: tom cruise oprah
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by PWNR

Moar - April 29, 2009, 3:15 pm
I'm not sure wether or not i should point out the obvious fail here... I'm also not sure if it's intentional or not. Surely, no one can fail that hard

IHOP - It can make you famous

OPRAH - should have been a stain on the couch in the 50's